? UFO Pride Tee: “Get in Loser! We’re Doing Butt Stuff” ? Are you ready to take your intergalactic escapades to fabulous new heights? Look no further! Our UFO Pride Tee combines cosmic curiosity with a cheeky twist (pun absolutely intended). Design Features: ? The UFO: A sleek, silver saucer hovers mysteriously on the front. Is it here for scientific research or just to join the interplanetary dance party? You decide! ? Rainbow Beam: The UFO emits a vibrant rainbow beam, because even aliens appreciate a good color palette. ? The Phrase: Bold letters spell out, “Get in Loser! We’re Doing Butt Stuff.” It’s like a cosmic pickup line that transcends the space-time continuum. Material: ? Stardust-Blend Fabric: Made from a blend of meteorite fragments, unicorn fluff, and 100% certified sass. It’s soft, breathable, and perfect for both earthly and otherworldly adventures. Fit: ? Extraterrestrial Unisex Fit: Whether you identify as a humanoid, a sentient nebula, or just a really enthusiastic houseplant, this tee embraces all body types. No probing necessary. Occasions to Wear: ? Pride Parades: Stand out in the crowd (and possibly attract some cosmic companions) during Pride celebrations. ? Area 51 Raids: Storm the secret base in style. The guards won’t know what hit them. ? Intergalactic Raves: Because nothing says “party” like a UFO-themed shirt and a dance floor on Mars. Care Instructions: ? Machine Wash Cold: To keep those rainbow beams shining bright. ? Avoid Black Holes: They tend to shrink clothes. Trust us; we’ve seen it happen. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US