🌈 Introducing the Divine Pride Tee: “Love Thy Neighbor” Edition! 🌈 Are you tired of basic tees? Bored with bland slogans? Well, honey, have I got a heavenly revelation for you! Behold, the “Love Thy Neighbor” Pride T-shirt—the sassiest, most fabulous garment to grace your mortal coil. 🌟 Features: Rainbow Robe Realness: Our artist channeled their inner Michelangelo (with a dash of RuPaul) to create an iconic Jesus rocking a custom-made rainbow robe. Subtle as a Unicorn Stampede: The phrase “Love Thy Neighbor” is emblazoned across the chest. Subtle? Nah. People won’t just see it; they’ll feel it in their chakras. Unapologetically Queer: This tee screams, “I’m here, I’m queer, and I’ve got a direct line to the Big Guy Upstairs!” Whether you’re LGBTQ+ or just an ally with killer taste, this shirt says, “I’m fabulous, and so is my theology.” 🔥 Why You Need This Tee: Sunday Service Chic: Forget those stuffy church clothes. Slip into this tee for Sunday brunch, and watch the congregation gasp. Bonus points if you pair it with a halo and glitter eyeliner. Pride Parade Perfection: When you march in the Pride parade, you won’t just be waving a flag—you’ll be a walking miracle. Jesus would totally approve (and maybe even join the dance-off). Neighborly Vibes: Imagine the look on Karen’s face when she sees you watering your plants in this tee. She’ll clutch her pearls so hard they’ll turn into rosary beads. 🙌 Testimonials from Our Blessed Customers: Saint Sebastian: “I got shot with an arrow, but this tee healed me. Also, it’s great for archery practice.” Archangel Gabriel: “I wore it to the celestial choir rehearsal, and even Michael stopped smiting for a minute to ask where I got it.” Cher: “If I could turn back time, I’d wear this tee during the Sermon on the Mount. Jesus would’ve been like, ‘Yaaas, werk!’” 🌈 Get Yours Today! Because when it comes to spreading love, acceptance, and divine shade, this tee is the Second Coming you’ve been waiting for. Amen! 🙏✨ • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US